We currently have a power-cut at the Insider/Orange Rag offices - estimated time of restoral 12:noon (hopefully 12 noon today). Staff huddled around iffy 3G modem dongle and a Blackberry for warmth.

Back in business – apparently all you have to do is scream sufficient abuse down the phone, point out you know where the engineers live and where their kids go to school and they restore your power ASAP.