• No hugging – just give people a squeeze on their upper arms
• No handshakes (or presumably hi-fives) as open hands are viral hotspots – instead merely bump fists
• No lip kissing – instead blow air kisses at people
• Oh, yes, and if you are going to have sex, skip the missionary position and instead go straight into the 'reverse cow-girl' position (see diagram).
No really, this is what Cosmo recommends. Of course some people might suggest that if you're going to have sex, then picking up a cold is the least of your health concerns. We are also reliably informed that the reverse cow-girl plays havoc with photocopiers. And 'no' we don't think 'goofing off' is a euphemism.
